Breaking news from the hallowed halls of Absolutely Not How Any of This Works: Lord Hexter (self-appointed title, zero qualifications) has filed yet another psychological evaluation for Sara. Because if at first you don’t succeed, gaslight, and gaslight again.
At this point, we suspect he’s not seeking mental health evaluations—he’s collecting them like Pokémon. I’m a Squirtle fan, how about you?
BUT WAIT. There’s more. This week’s main event was an unexpected double feature of delusion:
ACT I: “The Interrogatory of Nonsense”
Lord Hexter, clearly bored or in the middle of his own psychotic break, decided to file interrogatories “on behalf of the intervenor”—aka Bruce, the third-party grandparent with less legal standing than a houseplant in traffic court. Sad note..I just killed my houseplants 😭
Mind you, Bruce still has no standing. That detail continues to be ignored like a Terms of Service agreement.
ACT II: “I Now Pronounce You… Served?”
And now, for the pièce de résistance: Lord Hexter filed this motion pro se… and served his own lawyer. HIS… OWN… LAWYER…😳🙈🤣
Imagine the audacity. The confidence. The sheer unhinged energy it takes to slap a stamp on that envelope and mail it to the guy already being paid to represent you. I really wish I could see Ol’ Burger boy’s reaction when he gets this masterpiece.
Meanwhile, Sara was not served at all. Because why follow civil procedure when you can just make it up as you go?
Bonus Feature: Official Playbill
Clown Court Pro Se Theater presents:
“Lord Hexter’s Legal Circus”
A riveting one-man show starring:
Lord Hexter as Himself (Your Honor, Plaintiff, Therapist, Process Server, and Lead Clown)
Bruce as “Intervenor #1: The Phantom of Standing”
Sara as The Target of Everything But Proper Service
Judge Menges as The Man Who Somehow Still Somehow Hasn’t Waived His White Flag
Audience as Stunned and Confused Taxpayers
Produced by: Misuse of Court Resources
Directed by: Delusions of Grandeur
Sponsored by: The Back of a Crayon Box Legal School™
Footnotes & Receipts:
1. Pro se filing: Yes, he filed this himself. No, it does not mean he knows what he’s doing.
2. Service of Process: Rule 400.1 of the Pennsylvania Rules of Civil Procedure says hi.
3. Standing: Still absent. Possibly on vacation.
4. Sara: Continues to fight this circus with more grace and legal accuracy than everyone else combined.
Stay tuned for the next episode, where Lord Hexter attempts to subpoena a psychic squirrel and declare himself a sovereign citizen of the courtroom.